Suuuper behind on PM replies, but I’m writing out some responses in notepad, and I’ll be posting what I can along with some pictures taken with our fancy schamncy new camera - probably later in the day.
Finally, done with classes for the semester!
Mrs Fistcriminal has one of the biggest, most used looking, most totally stretched, ruined, and without a doubt loosest cunts in the world! She is a real Slut Icon!
What a ridiculously inspiring gape! The way it just hangs open like that… <3
Sorry to all my fans if it seems like I’ve dropped off the face of the Earth lately! I’ve been crazy busy with school lately, but some of you will be happy to know that I’ve just completed the re-write of the next chapter of Alone on the Farm, my new tongue piercings are just about healed, and we should be getting a new camera soon! Not too much longer - keep an eye out, guys!
Official notice, my live “Ask Me Anything” thread is now active!
A little Pom bottle fun to calm my nerves :)
Tonight’s the night! I’m a little nervous to be honest…
If all goes according to plan, around 4 PM Central Standard/ 10 PM GMT, I’ll be creating an ‘Ask Me Anything’ thread on Reddit.com/r/ama and posting the link here.
It’s long past the point where I get too many PMs to be able to reply to *all* of them (even though I do read them!), so this will be the first time I’ve ever tried to do a ‘live chat’ question and answer type thread to reply to as many questions, comments, or suggestions as I can! Hope to see some of you guys there!
( PS. any of you longtime fans notice anything new in that last picture? :3 )
The AMA is up! Catch me live and Ask Me Anything here: http://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/1v5662/holy_hotdog_down_a_hallway_im_sheilastretch/
Q:First just wanted to say how much we lover your videos, it is great watching you get horny and cum and is so sexy to watch. Both my wife and I love watching you and always wait with anticipation for you to post a new video. You had talked about an audio recording from your last obgyn visit and how you had to explain fisting to your gynocologist. Will you be posting that audio soon? We would love to hear it!
I really appreciate hearing that, thanks!
As far as the recording goes- I was really looking forward to being able to share that -
but unfortunately, we don’t seem to be able to find the actual recording… I’m *certain* that I hit the record button and saw the recorder app running while I was at the gynecologist…
But we simply can’t find the recording! :(
There *is* a chance that Mr. S backed up the audio file and just hasn’t been able to find it yet because it was an unlabeled audio file, so hopefully we’ll get lucky and find it. I’ll be sure that we post it here if/when we do :)
Thanks you guys! Make sure to check back Monday for a link to my live Reddit question and answer thread!
Holy crap, you guys! I know it’s probably not a big enough number to consider me anywhere near ‘popular’ by Tumblr standards - but for a girl who never even expected more than a few hundred views on the first video the internet convinced me to upload (almost 2 years ago now!) seeing it tick over
today is insane!
Even if I can get really slow about responding to the PMs I get at times…
(and sometimes I never even get a chance to reply before they get burred under an avalanche of new ones, so extra apologies to those who write something really nice but don’t hear back sometimes! I do read them!)
But I *seriously* appreciate everyone of you who writes to me to let me know you enjoy the stuff I share <3
It’s definitely a big part of what keeps me coming back and sharing my weird-ass kinks with the world :)
And while I’m at it anyways, don’t forget, guys…
If anyone has any questions, comments, or suggestions, you’re invited to ask me LIVE this Monday (Jan 13) @ 10 PM GMT/ 4PM Central Standard when I do a Reddit.com/r/AMA (‘Ask Me Anything’) thread!
Link will be posted here :)
A few pictures I took for some posts I made on BBWChan. Some of you guys around here might like them too :)
Also, heads up anyone interested, I’m thinking about maybe doing a Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything) next Monday, Jan 13, maybe around 10pm GMT/4pm Central Standard. I’ll be sure to post a link here when I do!
Q:I love your pics and videos. Any advice on how to broach the subject with my wife?
It really depends on your spouse, but in my case, Mr. S showed me some “it’s obvious the star is enjoying it” videos. I think the first videos I ever saw were by Naughty Alysha. It was *obvious* she enjoyed what she was doing.
Mr. S started out by admitting to me that he felt kind of embarrassed about just how into this kink he was, but that he felt he’d be hiding something from me if he didn’t share that part of himself with me. He framed it as him feeling weird how into the kink he was, and about being worried that it would scare me away, but that he didn’t want to feel like he was hiding things from me.
He kept insisting that while it was something he’d love to try with me, I didn’t *have* to do anything I saw in the videos he showed me. He just wanted to share what he was into with me. He was gentle about it, and worked at it over time without really making me feel pressured into it.
For a long time, I was afraid that if I gave into fisting, I’d become ‘loose’ and he’d suddenly realize that it wasn’t what he wanted, and that he’d leave me for someone ‘tight’ after changing his mind…
(sidenote: my own preference for becoming ‘loose’ on purpose wasn’t admitted to until much later!)
But over time, he kept nudging me towards trying fisting, showing me all kinds of research that proved that a woman can enjoy fisting without becoming ‘loose’ as long as she does her kegal exercises (which she should be doing anyways!)
There’s a myth that fisting isn’t ‘intimate,’ but believe me, it can be quite the bonding experience! :3
Anyone can have what we have: How I got my kinks, and how an absolute honesty policy led to the best sex of our lives
(this is a post I made about 7 months ago. I thought it was buried back far enough that maybe it’d be worth an occasional repost for fresh eyes to see :)
You also keep saying over and over again “we have by far the best sex of anyone we know… (We talk about this sort of things with our friends openly…)” . Who in the fuck are you trying to fool? Or are you trying to convince yourself of this?
I claim to “know” we have better sex based on the questions we’re asked when people ask us for advice. In our circle of friends, we’re very open with the things we’re into. We’re specifically known for not mincing words out of embarrassment or “awkwardness,” and that is by intention.
Mr. S and I both grew up in sexually conservative households where ‘sex’ was a dirty word and masturbation was ‘gross’ and ‘wrong.’ If it weren’t for the internet, we probably would have stayed that way- but we’re both kind of big online nerds, and so we ended up exploring the depths of internet fetishes together- including a bunch of stuff that we were (at first) both far too ashamed of being aroused by to even consider admitting to one another. There was once a time where I felt ashamed about the stuff I had orgasms to- and if I felt bad for even thinking about that stuff in the privacy of my own mind, you’d better believe I was afraid to talk about it out loud!
A few years ago, after an empathogen experience we had together, Mr. S and I were able to ‘clear the skeletons out of our closets’ in the course of an evening, and from there, we began to experiment with a policy of “absolute honesty.” We’d already swept all the dust from under the rug, so to speak, so after that, it was just a matter of keeping what we already had going by actively trying to always stay honest with one another.
Now, this “100% honesty” policy of ours doesn’t mean that we just say anything to each other that comes to mind as soon as it comes to mind (“You dumb asshole! That was such a stupid idea!” - no.), what it means is that we don’t lie to one another, even when the truth is awkward, or painful, or it’s something we know the other doesn’t want to hear. This includes lies of omission. With our policy, if we think of something, then find ourselves dwelling on why we don’t want to bring up a subject with the other, then it means we *need* to bring it up at an appropriate time.
That’s how I found out about Mr. S’s fat girl fetish (he used to be *really* embarrassed about that), that’s how Mr. S found out about my feeding fetish (something I used to feel *really* weird for being aroused by)… there’s plenty of other examples too (pretty much the revelation of every ‘extreme’ fetish we share is a direct result of this policy), but those are two ‘major’ kinks of ours that we were too ashamed to talk about before our policy came into effect.
It’s not a path of least resistance, and it’s hard at times (especially when you’re voluntarily admitting to something you’re sure won’t get a good response!), but it’s worked for nearly 10 years for us, and it’s directly resulted in us having the most amazing orgasms of our lives on a regular basis since we adopted it.
We discovered that once we were able to talk about a fetish we were embarrassed about with one another, suddenly it didn’t seem so weird or embarrassing at all, and it just became easier and easier.
Anyways- we both started out almost totally afraid to even talk about sex, but after poking around on the internet and meeting people and reading people’s stories (long before I was anywhere near taking up the name SheilaStretch), we came to realize that a *lot* of people, even adults, are absolutely too embarrassed to talk openly about something as ‘dirty’ as sex. A lot of people won’t even talk about sex period, much less get into talking about embarrassing kinks with their partners, especially when they’re afraid it’s a weird kink no one else could ever share!
After we realized that *everyone* has a bit of kink, and that *everyone* has kinks they’re embarrassed about, we kind of made it our mission to act as un-embarrassed about sex and our ‘weird’ fetishes as possible with our circle of friends- maybe in hopes of trying to make it to feel like less of a taboo topic.
When you’re at a drinking party and the mood is right, if an adult couple starts a confident sounding conversation about “embarrassing” fetishes, you’d be surprised at how many people will chime in and ‘casually’ ask questions they might never ask otherwise- and all it takes is one or two people sounding confident enough to make people feel like they should be embarrassed about being too embarrassed to talk about sex like adults (which can lead to them making an attempt to be more confident when talking about the subject to try to fit in with the mood). It works surprisingly well. You’d be astonished at the number of people who’d admit to being into the idea of something even as taboo as bestiality at a random party if the subject is broached the right way…
Anyways, we were doing this long before we started posting online, but after we did start posting, we met some really interesting people- for example, a friend who’s been married for 60 years. He’s been a cross dresser for most of that, but because he was ashamed of it, he hid it from his wife almost the entire time- keeping it as a secret part of himself he shared with no one. That sucks!
For Mr. S and I, we are one another’s “Catholic priests”. We do confessionals to one another without reservation- where we admit to even the things we feel ashamed for even having though of privately- and through that, we know one another better, both in and out of the bedroom.
And that has led to *amazing* sex for us.
I feel like any couple can have what we have if they’re open enough with one another. I feel like if you’re in a relationship with someone you feel you can’t share *everything* about yourself with (even the really dark shit you’re ashamed of yourself for even considering), then maybe you’re not in the right relationship.
Maybe it sounds stuck up, but I don’t think we have a patent on communication. I think every couple can and should have what we have (maybe not our specific kinks, but the level of honest communication), and that’s a big part of why I put so much effort into spreading my kinks around for free like I do.
(The above from a post I replied to on RoganBoard. It seemed worth reposting here.)
I’m sure it’s already obvious by now, but I’m finally back from vacation! :p
And like I said I was going to, here’s an embedded version of my latest video. In this one, I pumped up my inflatable dildo until Mr. S couldn’t even get his hands around it - all while talking about a cum inflataion fantasy I’d been having at the time…
Here’s the embedded Yuvutu version of my latest video:
I bring myself to orgasm a few times with my giant inflatable dildo, while fantasizing about how it would feel if I had a dildo that could fill me to overflowing with cum… After I show the camera where my clit is, I talk about my plans for permanently enlarging it, amongst a few other things…
Q:Sheila you are really tanlented the monster cocks are a big turn on. have you ever tried the big blue dildo that has been so famious as the worlds largest dildio ever to be insertednow that would be a trip. please let me know a fan
Are you referring to this dildo?
I can’t say I’ve tried it. Maybe someday - I love stretching myself out
but I know I’m nowhere near the ‘biggest’ yet!
Maybe someday if I keep working at it, though… :3